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Send your Valentines Jokes to us & we will credit you with them !

Although St. Valentine's Day is associated with romantic love, there is a strong tradition of sharing St Valentine's Day jokes on this special day. Jokes & humour is a very powerful way of strengthening romantic love on St Valentines Day as it breaks the ice between you and your loved one as you glimpse the funny side of life, get problems into perspective and create precious light-hearted moments you will always cherish.

Following are some of the funniest St. Valentine's Day jokes we have found: These will help you to ensure your partner is laughing . Always keep smiling and make your valentine smile because if he/she smiles, you will automatically smile, as that is what love is all about.

(1)Upon awakening one morning, a young wife told her husband "I dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think this means?" With great certainty he answered "You'll know tonight". That evening, the man came home with a beautifully wrapped package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams". This is a Valentines joke that could backfire !

(2) A extremely attractive sexy young man, elegantly dressed, walked into a bar. He noticed an equally attractive female staring at him open-mouthed. Very flattered, he approached her and said in his sexiest deep voice - "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $20 but there is one condition." The young lady, mesmerised ,asked as if in a trance - "What's your condition?" The young man replied, "Tell me your wish in just three words." After a long pause, the lady opened her purse, counted the money and handed it to the man along with her address. With bathed breath he waited to hear her wish. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."

St Valentine's Day jokes can be the funniest when they take the form of "one-liners". Some of the following really appealed to us.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

We hope this small selection of St Valentine's Day jokes have brought a smile to your face. If you know any Valentines Jokes please send them to us.


 

 

 

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